這首歌發佈其實有一段時間了,為澳洲墨爾本地鐵為了宣導鐵道交通安全所製作的,還配合了專門的宣導網站,果然因為"內容獵奇但PV太可愛了"逆向操作,宣傳效果奇佳 XD;而因為想到了配合其畫風的有趣翻法「天然呆」,就把整首歌都用同樣的感覺翻成中文,還沒聽過此歌或已看過別的字幕翻譯的大家 也可以配著音樂唱唱看~
Dumb Ways to Die 「天然呆的死法」
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
弄了個「萌」得燒了起來的頭髮♪ (#1)
對著可愛的灰熊戳一下♪ [系統:灰熊回戳了你一下] (#2)
吃了明明過期 但看似沒關係的藥♪
用"那話兒"釣魚 結果釣了票食人魚♪
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, die, die~ so many dumb ways to die
天然呆的死法~♪ 如此多天然呆的死法~♪
天然呆的死法呀~呀~呀~賣萌又天然呆的死法~♪
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
拿叉子把烤吐司戳出來♪
在家電源配線DIY♪
自己摸索怎麼摔開飛機♪
吃了忘記拿去冰、已經臭酸的派♪
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, die, die~ so many dumb ways to die
天然呆的死法~♪ 如此多天然呆的死法~♪
天然呆的死法呀~呀~呀~賣萌又天然呆的死法~♪
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
招待變態殺手到家裡作客♪
刮花人家法拉利、被公主蓋布袋♪ (#3)
覺得鼻子癢癢、脫下太空頭盔想抓♪
在你家的烘衣機裡 大玩捉迷藏♪
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, die, die~ so many dumb ways to die
天然呆的死法~♪ 如此多天然呆的死法~♪
天然呆的死法呀~呀~呀~賣萌又天然呆的死法~♪
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
把響尾蛇拿來當寵物養♪
為了iPad把兩顆腎都拿去賣了♪ (#4)
強力膠? 乎乾啦~♪
「所以……這個骷髏頭按鈕是衝瞎密滴?(戳)」
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, die, die, die~
......so many dumb ways to die
天然呆的死法~♪ 如此多天然呆的死法~♪
天然呆的死法呀~呀~呀~呀~
…………♪
賣萌又天然呆的死法~♪
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
在打獵季節Cos成一隻活跳跳的馴鹿……
把虎頭蜂巢當作打發時間的玩具……
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
站在捷運月台邊邊 然後腳踩了個空♪
嫌火車過太慢,直接超車闖越平交道♪
為了個沒什麼的理由、隨便穿越月台中間的軌道……
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
── 整首或許沒全都押韻,但都可能發生滴! ──
the dumbest ways to die,the dumbest ways to die
Dumb ways to die, die, die, die~
......so many dumb,so many dumb ways to die
非常天然呆的死法~♪ 呆得無藥可醫的死法~♪
天然呆的死法呀~呀~呀~呀~
…………
是有很多的,賣萌又天然呆的死法~♪
"Be safe around train, a message from Metro."
「請留意鐵道交通安全,澳洲墨爾本地鐵 關心您 」
感謝各位的收看~ ^//^